Friday, July 27, 2007

Pictures pictures!!

Heres the pictures of my car and the thing that hit me.





My Fugly piece of "tuuuuuut"



See the damn hole??



Its all bent and check out the arglee scratches



Aiyerr.. got 1 dent in there.. and again.. check out the arglee paint scratches


His car



His car so screwed up his mother also cannot recognize

Check out how deep it went in

Gone case!!


This is why, i support toyota!! toyota is like the bomb!!

My car already "sui sui boh chau cui"(cantik cantik air tak lari) .. i see no scratches on it.. they are fixing my exhaust today and hopefully i can get my newly look canggih car today.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

cheeewww shhi pet

Ok i dont blame the fella but .. cmonnn my car is in workshop cause of ur retardedness.

But i love my car. Even if it eats fuel like water, i still love it cause it saved my life a few times.

I mean i was going 60-70 JAM BRAKESSSS.. i almost hit the fella in front, thanks to my car i didnt. then the sei pok gai hit me from behind. lucky my feet was on the brakes really hard, if it wasnt for my feet, i think i woulda hit the front car. so the fella that hit me, his car kinda bounced like something bouncing off the spring. apparently the spring is my butt bumper.

i wouldnt say his car was total loss but it was really lost. maybe the engine is durable. cause the radiator is gone case and it ate to his engine. his number plate dunno fly where, say a wiras front is like 1/4 smashed. the hood popped up (like duhh) 2 lights gone case (like duhh again) cause front is gone.. and the damages on my car.

my bumper didnt even fall off, he just made a 50cent hole there.. maybe his chasis poked thru. My exhaust was bent.. ugly as fuck. and on the left side.. a dent.. below the bumper was fugly scratches and paint scratches.

additional to the scratches i did to my car, my car was ffffffugly.. so its like i did the front and side, + retarded dude that hit my back. its the most fugly camry i have seen.

so mommy was nice and said.. "ketuk the whole car and spray the whole thing" my reaction "YAY" and i was thinking to myself. now i dont look that shitty parking infront of maison LOL.. shiny brrack camry fetching the chunted chicks and one huge shuli and additional napet ji mui jamie... hahahah wa leng..

i didnt kena scolding from her cause obviously it wasnt my fault.

beh i pity the guy tho.. he looked so stunned cause his chick needed to be sent to emergency room.. seatbelt ate her chest and she cant breathe.. chick was nice tho.. beh.. hope shes fine..

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

highlight of yesterday:

Me: Ewww my nips taste weird
Shurri: Huh ur nipples taste weird
Me: Yea its all nutty
Shurri: ...
Me: You want my nips?
Shurri: I think you should be telling that to Mei Ling.

Then i started to laugh like crazy

Nips = Nut covered in choc
Nips <> Nipples

= Equals
<> Not Equal